No-Shave November

yes, its here november with its hordes of unshaven men, and now, i shall be joining them.  i’ve never tried to grow a beard, and the longest i’ve gone with out shaving is probably about a week.  actually i did go about 15 years withour shaving, but that was when i was born til when i started =P  so i am hoping to maybe post some pics when its all over, i know i have a few friends who despise beards, but thats their problem. i have also heard of ’septembeard’ which is the same concept of no shave november, but in september but i think one month without the razor is enough for me. so i recently had my wisdom teeth out, not painful at all. i was out for 15 minutes and dont remember half of that day. it is really depressing not being able to eat a lot of candy being halloween and all   but it was either this weekend or thanksgiving, and i am not missing turkey dinner!  i put the pics of my teeth of fb, and all comments were about how disgusting they were. also, i recommend that everyone change their language settings on facebook to pirate, arr, this be please’n to mi eye!

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school stinks.

not as in the ‘i hate school’ kinda way, but an actual essence.  some odd scent wafted down our halways not too long ago, and it took some very clever minds to devise the smells that composed its wretched stench.  we determined that, someone was hot gluing a fish to a piece of wood while simultaneously using a hair straightener on a muffin, likely bran.   there was a fishy smell, that smell you get from hot glue guns, kinda a damp, rotting smell, something burning and muffins.  yes, i am aware it makes no sense. 

i was watching little mosque on the prarie on cbc becuase that is all i get (welfare? no cheap? yes).  there are so many funny lines that i just have to share one ‘he’s like a wolf in wolf’s clothing!’ dont you mean sheep’s clothing? ‘why would a wolf wear sheep’s clothing? he’d look rediculous!’   yes unfortunately that is my kinda humor, thank you dad.  i am also aware that i cant stay on one topic very long, i must have some sort of attention disorder, like add, or adhd, or ados ( attention deficeit ohh shiney, not original, but funny) well sorry for wasting your time, i’m not very pleased with this blog, i shll try to be more stimulating next time, maybe i’ll hang out with the economy, as we both need stimulation

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Happy thanksgiving e’erybody

so sorry loyal readers ( i mean mel and jacob, i think thats it  =P)  i haven’t blogged in ages for the simple reason that, other than kayne interupting taylor swift, there has been nothing to blog about. but now there is. i know i am a day or two late, but it was thanksgiving so i had to muck some food.  so what i want to talk about is the whole obama wins nobel prize and bombs moon issue.  firstly the prize.  he got the prize for his plans and efforts  of dissarmament, so not that he has dismantled nuclear weapons, but he wants to. dont we all? we all have plans for getting rid of weapons. ( im sure some involve bombing certian nations, but in the end there would be less weapons would there not?)  but no scientist is going to give us awards, why? because we aren’t the first african-american president of the US.  and can someone fill me in, was obama’s plan to get rid of nukes to send them to the moon?  becuase that is a good idea, we should just aim a little further so are tides aren’t messed up.  why dont we take out pluto? its not a planet so no one would care.  or why dont we fire them at the sun? it would give us more energy and radiation, right?  if we’re sending nukes to space we can also solve our landfill problems.  we can launch large amounts of trash into space then blow it up! also we could find a way to get the icebergs and glaciers to space so they can chill there (literally) until we find a way to stop global warming.  although i dont think the glacier will make it throught the atmosphere, and i dont really believe in global warming, because its snowing in the 2nd week of october.  wow, this has got really long and off topic, so all i ahve to say is good job obama, if you cant get the prize peacefully, do what americans do when they want attention, blow stuff up!

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Sorry for the wait

Sorry I haven’t writen in like 2 months. Now I could lie and say it was a server error or I forgot my password, but lying is bad (there’s the family values, now I can randomly type). So the real reason is because i haven’t been blogging is because it has been summber vacation for 2 months so therefore I have no ideas. But now school is in so blogging shall resume. So let’s start with what’s new. First off, I am blogging on my iPod now which is a little harder then on a comp. Even though with this I could write in other languages. Like this ידםכןדתחג חגים חדים that’s Hebrew I think. That was very interesting to type cuz it went right to left not left to right like we type. In other news, the election in Afghanistan with two front runners, the old guy who’s been in before and a new guy, I prefer the newer guy. Not because of his promises or campaign but because of his name, Abdullah Abdullah. Isn’t that an awesome name? Here if someone was named like Peter Peter I’d laugh (hope no readers have that name =P) but Abdullah’s double name is sweet. So now I had a request from one of my readers one a subject so here it goes. Why do we have to wear pants? Think about it for a while, when did we go from wearing robe-like garments to pants, like back in like ancient Egypt they wore robes, then in like the middle ages they had like pantaloons, who thought that individually wrapping your legs in clothe would be better than a robe. I personally think it’d be more comfortable the old way, but pants are more decent, like if the wind blows a little too hard, might not be too good for the kids. (Scotland for example =P) so there that should be long enough for all the blogging I missed. Too bad a can’t male that little swirl thing on mi ipod.

recession?

according to some smart people the recession is over!  they say that building reno’s and car sales are up, too bad its the job market that is going to take the longest to recover.   i say we should’ve resolved the recession the old fashioned way, like how our grandparents did it back in the great depression:  we get a few countries to go dictator/commie, then have a war.  although the last war brought women into the workforce, so the next one might bring children into it or something.  what really makes me mad about the recession though, is the huge billionaires, that are like, oh no, my rrsp dropped to $5 billion =O   or like the toronto strikes, or the hockey lock out or whatever it was called, when people make good money but still want more!  the biggest cases of greed i see are on like wheel of fortune, when theres like two letters left, you know for sure what the words are, but the person still spins to get more money, then the land on bankrupt and have their hopes and dreams shattered by pat saying ‘oooww, sorry’  greed is such a problem in this world, now i’m not gonna turn into a preacher (well, not yet, some day maybe)  but, changes start small, you decide what thats supposed to mean §

Techno-age

my mom and dad got a cell phones.  yeah you should probably laugh, they are only in their late 40’s, but they are fairly technologically illiterate.  if we didnt have an email shortcut on the desktop, my mother wouldn’t be able to email people.  my father on the other hand, can learn technology, but only computers.  when we got a dvd player several years ago it took him forever to learn to use it, then we he did learn it, we got a PS2, and used that to watch dvds, we’ve had it for at least 2 years ago, and he can just barely use the controls to watch dvds.  i think it runs in my family though, because the first time we showed my grandpa an ipod, his face lit up like a child at christmas and was like ‘how you get all that sound in there?’  it just6 shocks me how fast technology is changing, i’m sure we’ve changed more in the last 100 years, then in the last 5000years.  according to some survey or test or something, you can get more information in one week of ‘new york times’ then you could in a whole lifetime in the 18th century.  you get that? you can learn more in one week now then you could in one lifetime 200 years ago, of course they did only live to be 30 though =P  i can only imagine what the future will be like §

Communion Cafuffle

enough already! cbc, and all other news agencies stop blasting harper over the communion wafer! ( i know im like a day late for this but i was busy yesterday) i know the catholic church has strict regulations about their communion and harper should have been breifed about their rules before. although, wouldn’t the priest know that the p.m. is prodestant? i mean, i’m sure about 50% of the population knows that (well probably about 75% now) as a prodestant myself, i don’t really take offence to this. i attended a catholic school for 3 years and they made us go to mass every month or so, and they told us many times, if we wern’t catholic, we didn’t get the wafers.  in my church, it wasn’t who belonged to the church or not that got communion, it was who wanted to take part in the Lord’s supper.  i just wonder though, would the catholics find it more offensive if a prodestant ate or wafer, or if he took one but didn’t eat it?   i can’t speak for anyone but myself, i don’t really care, same with how i didn’t care when PETA attacked obama over his televised fly kill.  i just wish harper his best when he meets with the Pope in the near future.  politics is really going downhill, and the news is very slow, so stupid things get publicized. §

sorry for the delay

it occurred to me that i haven’t blogged in a while, sorry to all you fans =P  it has been a dreary start to the ontarian summer, for about four days it was cloudy with tempuratures not much higher 15°C.  brrr… and this is summer…Happy belated Canada Day and Happy July Fouth, is it called independance day?  do i have the right holiday for you americans?  i think so.  saw some fireworks, they are amazing, but its reallt easy to tell which ones where the cheapest becuase those are the ones that the organizers use about 10 times in a row every 3 minutes.   Dryden’s display this year was kinda sad, definately not the best i’ve seen.  and we were a fair distance away so we had a sound delay and a ridiculous echo, loved it. i apologize for not blogging as often, without school i dont get any cool ideas from my friends, so people shoukld send me some suggestions now and  then.   Have a great summer everyone

June 26th

it[’s my birthday!!! i didn’t really know what to write about, so i wikipedia-ed my birthday and here are historical events that happened on this date in history.  in 1284 the pied piper leads 130 children out of their home town, 1870, Christmas is declared an offical holiday (took them that long?), 1936  first flight of the Focke-Wulf Fw 61, the first practical helicopter, 1948 Shirley Jackson’s short story The Lottery is published, (loved that one =P), 1976  the CN Tower is opened to public, 1959 Mark McKinney is born, and it is madagascar’s independance day.  pretty interesting eh? 

i just saw a commercial for a 1 and a 1/4 litre bottle of ketchup =O  who needs that much ketchup? §

Jelly bellies <3

who doesn’t love jellies bellies? the expensive version of jelly beans with a billion more flavours.  ok, so an obvious hyperbole, according to the website there are 50 original flavours with several other types.  there are also seasonal, rookie, sour, and sugar free along with others that aren’t common enough to make the ‘official 50.’  flavours include anything from A&W pops, to berries, to bubblegum and cotton candy.  then they have the ‘beanboozled’ category which is loosely based one the ‘every-flavour jelly beans’ from harry potter.  in reality they are just normal jelly bellies with different names. ’skunk spray’, which is really licorice, toothpaste, which is blueberry, pencil shavings, moldy cheese and vomit which are top banana, peach and carmel corn respectively.  i see that trick on skittles all the time, they advertise it in a different pack, but in reality they just change the names of the flavours, for instant, strawberry razzberry, becomes berry medley on the tropical packs, sneaky Mars, Incorporated.  i prefer jelly bellies to skittles, mainly because of the flavours.  although jellies are expensive, me and my buddies bought $20 worth of jelly bellies, then just walked around town eating them, getting some pretty strangle looks due to the size of the bag of jelly bellies. they were so good we bought so many from the bulk zone.  greg decided to get just one cherry so now we don’t know which one it is as its hidden with then strawberries, razzberries, and red apples.  we’ve only eaten half the bag, so still another pound to go! yum §